#I'm gonna get Ben Stiller for this

[karkallicious]

Homestuck as random bullshit I've said EB: someone's gotta tell betty crocker to lay off the cocaine.

EB: i’ve seen michael cera more times than i’d like to today.

EB: i'm sure ben stiller is a decent guy irl but if given the choice between being shot or watching all of his movies i'd ask about the bullet caliber.

TT: Women only want me for my skills in the occult and not my great personality or awesome ass...

TT: That sounds like an issue you should take up with Freud.

TT: But when someone add's apostrophe's to any word that end's with s? You went out of your way to add those. Ignoring your spell check screaming and crying. A tear rolling down the cheek of your elementary school teachers.

TT: Sometimes I'll see an incredibly minor typo and have to resist the urge to be the most pedantic person known to humanity.

TT: This is eldritch horror fucker discrimination.

TG: you dont just take someones obama prism away man

TG: i draw the line at rapping muppets dude

(when questioned as to why $100 was spent on a sword) TG: uh. well. it's a sword.

TG: well it doesnt sound as hilarious to review dildos and say "this one is sans" when you guys are this unenthusiastic

TG: if i ever die play caramelldansen at my funeral TG: theres no sentimental reason or anything TG: i just want to completely throw off the vibes

GG: i’m on board with men in maid dresses regardless of furry status coward

GG: home alone so things are getting pretty wild (talking to a cactus)

GG: local bitch takes "worst nap ever" wakes up several hours later sweaty and somehow more tired

(extreme cold warning in effect, active blizzard outside, sent at 7:18 pm) GG: my grandpa and i are going to dairy queen just for the hell of it

GG: I was gonna get shit done today, so I made a pie.

GG: The only explanation I had for my impromptu dessert making was “This is how I deal with stress...”

GG: Getting genuinely invested in the Cookie Clicker stock market.

TT: (watches toddler trip and fall) skill issue

TT: I frankly think it's a tragedy disney hasn't remade more movies but with muppets.

TT: They're just like "yeah okay dark lord with a robot army we all know you have a ponysona"

TT: I don't make a habit of looking at US political figure anime boy mpreg.

(while holding a katana and talking to a poster) TT: Do you think I make too many impulse purchases, Hatsune Miku?

TG: if not meant to claw grip kitty head why kitty head so holdable

TG: "it's a bad omen when a black cat crosses your path" incorrect, my day has just been significantly improved by seeing a kitty

(on fruitcake) TG: listen you have to pour alcohol into that shit until too many pieces could have you stumbling. great grandma knew how to party

GT: My amusing mugs have had the side effect that today my grandma asked me if she should go full goblin mode or if I wanted to.

GT: You don’t ask questions when a game makes the bold decision to sexualize a t-rex.

GT: Thinking about the time we played a murder mystery game as a family and I got way too into character as a victorian era author.

GT: I'm still disappointed about the time my zoo camp didn't get to watch the tigers being fed because like 15 tornadoes were headed towards us.

GT: Hey lads I just almost accidentally blinded myself.

AA: i love ritualpastas. i like to figure out at what point i would fail and probably get my skin turned into a throw rug or smth

AA: (skelet0n v0ice) hey bitches

AA: oh i have demons in me now thats fun

AA: d0 gh0sts c0unt as pe0ple?

AA: there would be teeth scattering like a fucked up sprinkler

AT: tHIS ISN'T ABOUT PORN ANYMORE IT'S ABOUT MAKING MORE POKEMON COMPETITIVELY VIABLE

AT: i’D LIKE TO THINK I’M NOT OVERLY EMOTIONAL BUT JUST NOW I ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THE SOUND PORCUPINES MAKE AND I REALLY WANT TO HUG ONE BUT DUE TO THE NATURE OF PORCUPINES I CANNOT

AT: i CAN FAINTLY HEAR A CHICKEN IN MY NEIGHBORS’S YARD,,, wHAT

AT: i JUST SPILLED HOT COFFEE ON MYSELF AND APOLOGIZED TO THE BARISTA PROFUSELY

TA: my neme2ii2, biilly bob rockafiire. iit wa2 dark iin there.

TA: (dub2tep play2 a2 ii collap2e on the floor)

TA: ii don't thiink ii've giiven a fuck iin 2everal year2

TA: at thii2 poiint ii’m a2kiing the computer iif iit want2 a blood 2acriifiice

CG: *PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS AND IM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT IN NINTENDO GAMES WHICH I PLAY DUE TO THEIR MORE CALM NATURE*

CG: IMAGINE THE MOST LOUD, DISAPPOINTED, DEFEATED SIGH YOU CAN. ON MY BEHALF.

CG: I WILL FUCK MYSELF OUT OF SPITE. IT WILL BE AN ENDLESS FEEDBACK LOOP, AN INFINITE ENERGY SOURCE, OF SPITE AND SELF FUCKING

CG: "THAT'S A PROBLEM FOR FUTURE ME," I SAY, FORGETTING THAT NOW FUTURE ME HAS TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM

CG: UGH THIS PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE AND THEYRE ALL STUPID AND I HAVE NO ONE TO VOICE MY GRIEVANCES TO OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET.

AC: :33 < you meow in theory catgirls would probably eat anything smaller than them based on actual cat behaviours

AC: :33 < i at one point went out in public with homemade cat ears and a tail and tbh it wasn’t that bad. like sure people might judge but it turns out being cringe is being fr33

AC: :33 < *bap bap bap bap bap*

AC: :33 < i just wanted to try something but discovered the owo extension was twagically wemowoved. a woss fur evewybody

AC: :33 < today i said "you will be exiled for your baby crimes" because my cat was messing with my sketchbook

GA: If You Wouldnt Fuck A Vampire Minimum Youre A Coward

GA: I Use Amazon The Least I Can Out Of Spite That They Took Away My Favorite Fabric Store

GA: My Aesthetic Is Vampire Aligned Not Ghost Aligned I Dont Wear White

GA: I Am Going To Forcefeed You An Entire Fucking Dictionary

GC: 1 DON'T CONDON3 CR1M3S GUYS. UNL3SS TH3Y'R3 FUNNY

GC: TH3 ONLY V4L1D CH4NG1NG LOGO TO R41NBOW FL4G TH1NG 1S WH3N TH3 SCP FOUND4T1ON DO3S 1T

GC: 1T’S TH31R F4ULT TH3Y COULDN’T H4NDL3 B31NG D3C4P1T4T3D OFF1C3R >:]

GC: DON'T D13 DUD3 TH4T WOULD B3 D3C1D3DLY UNG4M3RL1K3 OF YOU

AG: remem8er kids: no matter how 8ad things get, at least you’re not the middle dude in a human centipede. pro8a8ly.

AG: spider furries: “88w88 what’s this?”

AG: may god have mercy on your 8ones because I won’t

(about a ripped cat plushie) CT: D --> we can rebuild him. we have the technology.

CT: D --> why must being cool come at the cost of being really sweaty

CT: D --> that's a horse... with an ass on both ends...

TC: WhY wOuLd YoU bUy *ShRoOmS* oN *eTsY*

TC: SoRrY wRoNg PoSt I wAs TrYiNg To ShArE cLoWn MiLkInG

TC: “AnY lAsT wOrDs, PuNk?” “HoNk”

TC: I hAvE aCtUaLlY eAtEn LeMoN sLiCeS aT rEsTaUrAnTs As ThE wAiTeR wAtChEs In HoRrOr

CA: i wwas nevver invvited to any high school parties. they might havve happened. i just wwas not invvited

(about invasive fish coming onto land) CA: i knoww this is an envvironmental hazard and all but let’s face it it’s a little funny

CA: i havve an spqr hat and i lovve it but also don't wwant people coming up to me like "you knoww wwhat the romans did right" like if i did not knoww a god damn thing about roman history i wwould not be wwearing the hat

CA: i'm a slut in theory. in practice i am not vvery good at it.

CA: anyone wwho thinks i'm insufferable for acknowwledging that i'm not unattractivve is ignoring all the other perfectly vvalid reasons i'm insufferable.

CC: one time I managed to make ocean puns back and fort)( wit)( a friend for like an )(our and I t)(ink our friend w)(o was also in t)(e car actually contemplated krilling us

CC: starfis)(... are mermaid nipple clamps

(Sends picture of a horde of goldfish) CC: my entourage

[thorntonkrell-blog-blog]

It's been a very rainy/indoorsy week down here in Charlotte so today we're getting oudda house. We're going to Birkdale to see Asteroid City, the latest Wes Anderson extravaganza.

I'm not a huge fan of Anderson. My three favorite Anderson movies are; "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou", "The Royal Tenenbaums", and "Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Anderson has a loyal and hip fan base. I am neither lyal nor hip so there's the first problem. Fortunately I probably won't have to put up with the over exaggerated in theater response from his fand who love to siganl how much they "get it" as I imagine our theater will be almost empty.

Asteroid City looks like another yet another aesthetic collision of idiosyncratic characters cast symetrically against an oddly saturated color palette who seem to be speaking in a coded language meant to suggest comedic subtlety.

Anderson illustrates one of the liabilities of the autueur theory. When we notice too many directorial touches, that stylization can come at the expense of the film most partiuclarly in terms of characterization and story telling. This lack of depth in characterization is part and parcel of ensemble casting and the cast for Asteroid City is about as attractive, eccentric and idiosyncratic as it can get in these days of cinematic decline. Let me drop a few names; Tom Hanks, Bryan Cranston, Margot Robbie, Steve Carell, Edward Norton, Jason Schartzman, Jeff Goldblum and Tilda Swanson. All we need for a complete carnival would be the addition of Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Gwyneth Paltrow and or Adrian Brody. Thank God for semi-discipline.

So yeah, we're gonna give it a try.

Wes Anderson is a highly regarded American filmmaker known for his distinct visual style, meticulous attention to detail, and offbeat storytelling. Here are some notable films directed by Wes Anderson:

"Bottle Rocket" (1996): Anderson's directorial debut, a quirky comedy about a group of friends who plan and execute small-scale heists.

"Rushmore" (1998): A coming-of-age comedy-drama centered around an eccentric high school student named Max Fischer, played by Jason Schwartzman, and his friendship with a wealthy industrialist, played by Bill Murray.

"The Royal Tenenbaums" (2001): A dysfunctional family comedy-drama featuring an ensemble cast that includes Gene Hackman, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Stiller, Anjelica Huston, and Luke Wilson.

"The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" (2004): A comedic adventure film about an oceanographer, played by Bill Murray, who sets out to exact revenge on a mythical shark that killed his partner.

"The Darjeeling Limited" (2007): A visually stunning comedy-drama that follows three estranged brothers, played by Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, and Jason Schwartzman, as they embark on a train journey across India.

"Fantastic Mr. Fox" (2009): An animated adaptation of Roald Dahl's children's book, featuring the voices of George Clooney, Meryl Streep, and Bill Murray. It tells the story of a cunning fox and his efforts to outwit three evil farmers.

"Moonrise Kingdom" (2012): A nostalgic coming-of-age film set in the 1960s, revolving around two young lovers who run away from their New England town, prompting a search party to find them.

"The Grand Budapest Hotel" (2014): A whimsical comedy set in a fictional European hotel, following the misadventures of a legendary concierge, played by Ralph Fiennes, and his apprentice.

"Isle of Dogs" (2018): Another stop-motion animated film by Anderson, set in a dystopian future Japan where a young boy searches for his lost dog on an isolated trash island.

These films showcase Wes Anderson's distinctive visual style, symmetrical compositions, vibrant color palettes, and eccentric characters. His work often blends comedy with poignant moments and explores themes of family, love, and the human condition.

what are his more current filmsChatGPT

As of my knowledge cutoff in September 2021, Wes Anderson's most recent film was "The French Dispatch" (2021). However, please note that there may have been subsequent releases or announcements since then that I'm not aware of. "The French Dispatch" is a comedic anthology film set in the fictional French city of Ennui-sur-Blasé. It features an ensemble cast including Bill Murray, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand, Owen Wilson, and many others. The film tells various stories published in the eponymous magazine, each presented as a separate article. It encapsulates Anderson's signature visual style and storytelling approach.

why some people aren't fans of WesChatGPT

While Wes Anderson has a dedicated fan base and is highly regarded by many, it's important to acknowledge that not everyone may appreciate his films or become fans. Here are a few reasons why some people might not be fans of Wes Anderson:

Quirky and idiosyncratic style: Wes Anderson's distinct visual style, meticulous compositions, and eccentric characters can be polarizing. Some viewers may find his aesthetic choices, such as symmetrical framing or exaggerated color palettes, to be too stylized or artificial, which may detract from their enjoyment of his films.

Slow pacing and dry humor: Anderson's films often have a deliberate pacing and dry humor that might not resonate with everyone. The emphasis on dialogue-driven storytelling and subtle comedic moments may not appeal to those who prefer fast-paced, action-packed narratives or more overt humor.

Lack of relatability or emotional connection: Some viewers may find it challenging to emotionally connect with Anderson's characters or find them relatable. His films often feature idiosyncratic and quirky characters that can be seen as detached or emotionally distant, which may make it difficult for certain audiences to engage with the story on a deeper level.

Repetitive themes and stylistic choices: Critics argue that Wes Anderson's films can be formulaic, with recurring themes, visual motifs, and character archetypes. While this consistency is appreciated by many fans, others may feel that his work lacks innovation or becomes predictable over time.

Overemphasis on style over substance: Detractors of Wes Anderson sometimes claim that his meticulous attention to visual detail and stylization can overshadow the substance or depth of his storytelling. They argue that his films can prioritize style and aesthetic choices at the expense of character development or thematic exploration.

It's essential to remember that personal preferences in film are subjective, and not every filmmaker or style will resonate with everyone. While Wes Anderson has a dedicated following, it's natural that some individuals may not connect with his films for various reasons.

[justabumatthepark]

You did good, $lick

I say we bring this shit back to '96 (what)

Northside in this bitch

Lil Wetto

Southside in this bitch (what)

East-side, 59, motherfucker

West Bank in this bitch

You gonna respect me

East-side 59 (ay)

Heard that boy talking shit, I'ma murk his ass (fuck 'em)

Said he got guns, I don't believe his ass (fucker)

Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew, I ain't talkin' mass (shh)

Said he gon' kill who? Ha, I need a laugh (haha)

Ayy, big dog $lick $loth, northside killer

Heartbreak kid, young wet Ben Stiller

How the fuck you chart on Billboard but I'm still fuckin' richer?

I went platinum with no billboard, no video, no pictures

Can give a fuck 'bout these plaques or these critics and bitches

I'm just grindin' for my fam, give my girl what she wishes (ayy)

Y'all fuck boys just buyin' toys, don't pass on my litmus

I done went broke, made it back tenfold, that's God as my witness

"Ayy, cut throat, let 'em know", still a savage motherfucker

Solja rag in that Rolls, lookin' like Juvie in that Hummer

Number one stunner, I'm off St. Bernard with Ruby

Went to Carrollton with my shirt off screamin' out "Bitch, who gon' shoot me?"

I grab the Uzi, I hit the huey

Eatin' a ten piece in a Benz, just another fuckin' Tuesday

Bitch, I'm too grey

I mean three grey

Fucking the game with no foreplay

PD sayin' they "fuckin' with me", reminding me of what a whore would say (uh-uh)

Still fuck them hoes

Still coming down off them drugs from three years ago (sheesh)

Still hoardin' most of my money, can't shake feeling broke (damn)

Who the fuck you know blew a 'mil up their nose?

Yeah, they heard, I found God like I still won't shoot

Baddest motherfuckin' crackers, there ain't no dispute

Fuck this whole industry, even the no names too (fuck 'em)

Let me just tell you that I hate you, there's no need to assume (grey, grey)

Feel like year 2000 and I'm Aaron Brooks

Take that fent, that brown, and show you how to cook

You brought the whole gang down and I ain't even shook (pussy)

And I'll just stop right now 'cause I don't need a hook

I'm a 59 soldier, New Orleans stunner

Dodgin' NOPD they always out and about in the summer

I don't fuck with no New Orleans hoes, but I did when I was younger

Now I'm flyin' em in from out of state pick 'em up in a camo hummer

Still off that St. Bernard exit down by the lake

Still pullin' up at Russell's just to hand out free eighth's

Still whippin' a big body, ain't slammin' brakes 'cause I'm late

Still courtside at the Pelican's game but they won't say my name

Blanco Leopardo, I'm the 7th ward lord

The chopper never jams, but I still use it as a sword

Sneakin' into cemeteries like I pre-ordered death

I fucked my ex on a grave, a hand popped out, grabbed her neck

Yeah, my pimping done started a fuckin' zombie outbreak (yeah)

Told the devil not to wait up because I'ma be out late

Watch out for the sniper shootin' cars when you're drivin' through the East

Ballys on my feet, down here you either swim or you sink

East Bank born and raised but I've been all over (East Bank)

Catch me uptown at the fly, I don't think I ever been there sober

Catch me downtown on the stoop, I'm usually there in October

Crossin' town in the Cullinan, I know it look like a Rover (uh)

Who that? Who that? I ride around with no tint

Get the gat, get the gat, under the seat is a MAC-10

I hear, "Pop-pop-pop-pop, " and I wake up sweatin' bullets

So I moved down da bayou where it ain't so fucking humid

Yeah, I'm going through it

All these motherfuckers want something from me

These bitches see I got money, that's why they gon' try and fuck me (haha, bitch)

They want a kid in they tummy but I wrap it up like a mummy

These fucking greasy ass hoes, I keep it clean bitch don't touch me (ew)

So many blood suckers out here, slay 'em all like I'm Buffy

What you want from me, baby? Why you bein' so fussy?

Why don't you go down to Harrah's and see if you get lucky?

If you see my granny, ask her about me, she'll say she love me

I hold it down for my people, make sure my family ain't broke

I put on for my city, I'm 504 'til I croak

I wanna die in New Orleans, yeah, this shit ain't a joke (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Just cremate my body and then lace the blunt before you smoke

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

[tehshelaroxx]

Ah, The Spleen. 😂 I got this in today for the Pee Wee/Paul Reubens shrine but unfortunately I'm gonna have to do some rearranging to make him fit. Or at least rotate him in and something else out for a bit at some point. For now, he has a nice home on my shelf with some of my kpop albums.

Every since my parents took me to the theater to see this, not once but twice back in what 1999(?) 2000(?) I've always wanted the entire line of Mystery Men figures. Looking back, I can understand why some might say the movie was an acquired taste but I loved it back then and still enjoyed it a lot when I watched it a few years ago. I still really like the aesthetics and fuccccck I always wanted a piece of a young Ben Stiller as Mr. Furious...and Paul despite the musty but so well played character gimmick...and Kel. 🤭

When I took The Spleen out of the small box he was shipped in today, I couldn't help but laugh. You're lying if you can't call Paul a phenomenal actor. He killed it every time, even as Lock from Nightmare Before Christmas. The Spleen (I think) was the main reason my parents wanted to take me to see the movie as a little girl...must have seen Pee Wee on the previews and knowing how much I loved him from the start of my cognitive existence, surprised (and embarrassed) me. Also my dad and I both were/are big Kel Mitchell fans too, and were at the time as well.

I had the opportunity once to go and meet Paul at a nearby Fanboy Expo and my dad wanted to take me to the event to meet him, but he couldn't get it arranged to go ahead of time with his siblings and their shared duties in caring for my special needs uncle. Plus he never ever would reserve tickets ahead of time even if you explained how important that was to do until you were blue in the face. I still wish we would have made it and hate and regret that it won't be in this lifetime. Maybe in the next one we will finally cross paths. But until then...

Pee-Wee Forever!

[sithwitch13]

AEW Full Gear 11/18/23

-I'm wearing my Hangman shirt, I put my neck brace back on, and I just took a quarter of an edible, I AM READY

-Stokely being weirded out by the knowledge that Renee and Mox kiss regularly is hilarious to me

-EDDIE

-I'm so happy when Eddie has friends

-both Claudio and Buddy have unreal torsos

-I'm guessing Devil shenanigans here and reveal after the main event

-ADAAAAAAM

-noooo not his legs, nooooo

-a fucking children's choir in turtlenecks holy shit

-this match is for twink lovers, dilf aficionados, and monsterfuckers

-can't get enough of Nigel dickriding Christian

-Christian is my MVP for punching Flair in the dick.

-this fanfic-ass story.

-Orange vs Mox is both cat vs dog and barbarian vs rogue

-Toni and Shida both look amazing

-I really wanted Shida to win 😔 can't blame them, though, with the crowd reaction to Toni

-LADDER TIME

-as long as it's not FTR 😆 Also I'm good with this.

-JULIA VS SKYE VS KRIS

-respect for Kris' wearing gear inspired by early 2000s Ben Stiller movies

-THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS

-i'm gonna have to write a follow up to that thing, aren't I

-oh ok

-HOT MEN HAVING A DEATHMATCH TIME

-Prince Nana backup dancers and then Swerve appearing behind a twirling Nana yessss

-my emotional support cowboy is stapling a man

-HOLY SHIT HANGMAN

-STAPLING AND DRINKING BLOOD AND BROKEN GLASS OMG

-NANA DANCING TO REVIVE SWERVE

-HOW WE DOING BLOOD PERVERTS

-nooo the Bucks are your real friends, Kenny

-okay now wtf are we doing in this main event

-HE STOLE THE AMBULANCE WELL DONE MAX

-god this match is stressful

-love wins

-no Devil reveal though?

-anyway overall a fun show with Hangman/Swerve as the absolute standout

[chcrrybcmbs]

the  BUCKLEY  family  .

ORIGIN  :  liberty county , georgia , united states of america .  

"  i  grew  up  in  a  family  of  love  not  obligation  .  we  spent  time  together  because  it  is  where  we  chose  to  be  .  not  because  it  was  where  we  were  expected  to  be  .  "  

JERRY BUCKLEY  (  ben  stiller  )  :  father  ,  age  59  .  occupation  :  third generation farm rancher  .

TRAVIS BUCKLEY  (  scott  eastwood / young brad pitt  )  :  himself  ,  age  37  .  occupation  :  actor and country star  .

LAUREN BUCKLEY - FOWLER  (  lindsay  lohan  )  :  sister  ,  age  33  .  occupation  :  entrepreneur  .

ANNABELLE  BUCKLEY  nee  DAWSON  (  brooke  shields  )  :  mother  ,  deceased , passed in 2020 at age 55  .  occupation  :  formerly a hairdresser  .  

best  QUOTES  :  

JERRY  :  "  tripp just tripped into a pile of shit outside the barn , someone call the cavalry , this boys about to go off the handle  .  "    

LAUREN  :  "  i saw the way girls were screaming in the crowd ... i wonder if they know the guy they're fangirling over used to rip one on my pillow before bed time , real classy man .  "

ANNABELLE  :  "  i make people look beautiful for a living but the most beautiful thing i've ever created was my children , golly , their my pride and joy  .  "

FAMILY dynamic  :

jerry  and  annabelle  ,  grew  up  just  down  the  road  from  one  another  in  hinesville  ,  georgia  .  an  inseparable  pair  throughout  their  adolescence  and  then  when  they  were  old  enough  to  understand  their  feelings  they  started  dating  .  much  more  than  highschool  sweethearts  ,  they  took  being  life  partners  to  an  all  new  height  .  the  life  they  created  for  themselves  was  quaint  but  neither  one  would  have  had  it  any  other  way  .  when  they  had  travis  and  lauren  ,  they'd  created  built  in  best  friends  for  themselves  .  lauren  and  jerry  were  so  alike  it  was  scary  at  times  ,  while  travis  and  annabelle  were  attached  to  the  hip  .  the  buckley  house  was  one  full  of  music  and  laughter  .  a  family  that  genuinely  loved  the  company  of  one  another  .  from  a  young  age  travis  took  a  particular  liking  to  the  record  player  (  thanks  to  his  mom  )  in  the  family  room  ,  playing  music  whenever  he  could  get  away  with  it  .  before  his  sister  could  so  much  as  walk  he  was  teaching  her  the  words  to  all  the  best  country  songs  from  the  80s  .  togetherness  was  a  main  staple  within  their  family  ,  they  did  nearly  everything  together  .  whether  it  be  helping  out  on  the  ranch  or  travis  and  lauren  going  to  the  salon  after  school  to  help  their  mom  with  paper  work  .  the  biggest  heartbreak  came  in  2020  .  they'd  lost  the  northern  star  of  the  family  ,  annabelle  passed  of  a  terminal  sickness  and  her  absence  was  felt  by  her  husband  and  children  more  than  any  of  them  could  express  . she was the families lifeline .  promise  made  to  each other  that  her  joy  wouldn't  fade  out  with  her  passing  .  making  a  point  to  keep  her  memory  alive  in  anyway  they  could  , especially during family gatherings .  losing  annabelle  ,  only  brought  them  closer  because  they  all  knew  the  last  thing  she'd  ever  allow  or  want  would  be  for  them  to  sink  into  a  certain  loneliness  because  she  was  no  longer  there  .  jerry  remains  widowed  ,  since  the  passing  of  his  wife  ,  claiming  "  she  was  my  life  ,  i've  never  looked  at  another  woman  and  i'm  not  gonna  start  now  …  she  left  me  the  kids  as  a  daily  reminder  that  we'll  see  each  other  again  .  "              

EXTENDED family :

ERNEST  BUCKLEY  (  clint  eastwood  )  :  paternal  grandfather  ,  age  90  .  occupation  :  retired farm rancher  .

ALICE  BUCKLEY  nee  SHELTON  (  dolly  parton  )  :  paternal  grandmother  ,  age  82  .  occupation  :  retired midwife  .

NOAH  BUCKLEY  (  tom  cruise  )  :  paternal  uncle  ,  age  58  .  occupation  :  pilot for the us air force  .

TRACE  DAWSON  (  robert redford  )  :  maternal  grandfather  ,  age  85  .  occupation  :  retired  dive bar owner  .

ELIZABETH  DAWSON  nee  COLE  (  sophia  loren  )  :  maternal  grandmother  ,  age  84  .  occupation  :  retired receptionist  .      

RUTH  WATERS nee DAWSON  (  mariska  hargitay  )  :  maternal  aunt  ,  age  57  .  occupation  :  district attorney  .

[mr-tony-stark]

Tony laughs as he chews his pizza, he swallows and washes it down with the ginger ale. That's true. And I like it when they're a little bit mean to me. But don't worry, you're the only redhead for me now. I got the feistiest one."

He winks at her as he takes another bite. Her concerns about her body image and how his attraction to her are understandable (he'd doubted anyone would find him attractive when he'd had his chest carved open and a battery put inside it) but he is sure they're unfounded. For starters, he's attracted to her. Not her body - though yes, she is stunningly beautiful. It was never that that had attracted him to her. It was how smart she was. How driven. It was her moral compass. The fact she never took his shit. The way she could see the potential outcomes to things well before they got there. It was how loyal and trustworthy she was. It was how she loved him despite the hot mess human disaster he was. If it was just that she was hot he wouldn't have hired her, he would have wined and dined her and tried to get her in the sack. But it was the fact that he knew that wouldn't have worked that really attracted him to her.

But it was more than that. Pepper knew he had a long and extensive sexual history. Still she was used to seeing the beautiful young women that he brought home and then she'd had to see out. But that was not the extent of his history and he didn't like to bring it up or rub it in. There were threesomes and orgies and sex clubs. The 12 for 12 Maxim cover models that the press loved to bring up happened in the year that had their first ever male cover model, but people always seemed to forget that. Not that Ben Stiller was the first or last man he'd ever been with. Gender, race, body shape, none of that mattered to Tony when it came to his sexual attraction to someone. He was the human embodiment of pansexual.

But that was something he would keep to himself. Pepper didn't need to know any of that to know he would still want her no matter what. He'd show her when the time came. "Are you kidding me, Pepper?" he asked. "You're gonna be carrying my baby. I won't be to keep my hands to myself."

He scrunched his nose a little as she described what she wanted. "I do think it should be their room not ours," he said. "We want to keep them stimulated and want to be in there. And yes, I'm fine with having a bassinet in our room to begin with. I'm probably going to be checking on them all the time anyway."

@freckledboss

Pepper slides a plate in front of him to catch any crumbs as he eats away. Her complexion turning rather pink as he uses such crude language, but she's into it. He makes massaging her breasts sound sexy, and now her mind has gone off an entirely different path. "I suppose that's true, but you do have a preference for redheads..." she'll point out. "Not that I blame you.. I've heard they can be fiesty," she beams. "As for my tits, you can start groping them tonight, after I have given you your massage."

Jokes aside, there is a little bit of insecurity about the changes she will face, and what it'll mean for the physical aspect of their relationship. "You know, I wouldn't hold it against you if you found me less attractive. My body is going to through some changes these next eight months..." Of course, she knows Tony isn't a shallow man, she knows he loves her, but even so, as her stomach grows it could be a turn off. And she wouldn't be upset with him for that.

Her gaze then looks up at the holographic image of their house while taking a bite of pizza and washing it down with a drink of water.

"I like the idea of having neutral colors... greys, greens, maybe shades of cream or off white... I want a more natural feel. But I'm not sure if I am keen on doing a mural. Perhaps an accent colored wall to offset the other three, but I just don't want it to look... tacky? I'd like the room to be inviting and warm. It's also a place where you and I will be spending the majority of our nights if the baby is up a lot. So we should plan to have a bed in there. I've been contemplating on doing a bedside bassinet. Then the baby could sleep in our room at least for the first few months. What do you think?"

@mr-tony-stark

[party-lemon]

This is gonna be another long post so...yeah. Do with that what you will.

A List of My Top Ten Favorite Movies (So Far) And Why (In No Particular Order)

#1: Juno

Released: December 5, 2007

Cast: Elliot Page, Michael Cera, Jason Bateman, Jennifer Garner, J.K. Simmons

The rest of these aren't in order but this is my favorite movie. I've literally only watched it twice but I absolutely love it. It is so beautifully written, the cast is amazing. Every character is amazing and amazingly written. Juno is the perfect main character and is so likeable. And the soundtrack!? Perfection. Honestly, I just love everything about this movie. Literally everything.

#2: Once Upon a Time...in Hollywood

Released: July 26, 2019

Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, Dakota Fanning

I was pleasantly surprised by this movie, only because it took so long for it to get to the final scene. I don't want to call it boring, but for lack of a better word...it was boring. There were hints about what was going on throughout the entire movie and it builds and builds and builds and then we have this insane final scene. What's even better about it is that it's based on something that happened in real life, it just has two characters thrown in, making it never happen. It's such an interesting movie and waiting for it to sort of get to the point is worth it.

#3: Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Released: June 11, 1986

Cast: Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jennifer Gray, Jeffrey Jones

A classic. This movie is so quotable and so fun even though the concept is, really, pretty simple. Cameron is one of my favorite movie characters ever. I love Matthew Broderick. Sloane is gorgeous. It's just a really fun movie and one of my go to's for every mood.

#4: Signs

Released: July 29, 2002

Cast: Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin, Abigail Breslin, Cherry Jones

This movie is so creepy, mostly because I believe that aliens exist so it isn't like a regular horror/thriller movie because I feel like this is so real. But this movie is so good. The cast, including the kids, is phenomenal. (Yes, unfortunately, even Mel Gibson.) It plays around with so many questions: are aliens real? What if they were? What if signs are real? What if there aren't signs, only coincidences? I'm a fan of M. Night Shyamalan and this is my favorite of his films.

#5: Stranger Than Fiction

Released: November 10, 2006

Cast: Will Ferrell, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Emma Thompson, Dustin Hoffman

I literally bawl my eyes out every time I watch this. Oh my gosh. So let's start with the fact that this is a more serious role than Will Ferrell usually does, and I love when actors that often just star in comedies pull a, "Hey, I can do this, too!" Harold is such a compelling character, you're just rooting for him the whole time. Every character's interactions with each other are amazing. It's such a sweet story and I really love it a lot.

#6: This is Where I Leave You

Released: September 19, 2014

Cast: Jason Bateman, Tina Fey, Adam Driver, Corey Stoll, Rose Byrne

I just watched this recently and I instantly loved it. I talk about casts a lot but this one is absolutely star-studded and it works so well. It tackles the mourning process well and all of the character's interactions are great. I especially love Rose Byrne but I also just really like Rose Byrne in everything I've seen her in.

#7: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Released: December 25, 2013

Cast: Ben Stiller, Kristen Wiig, Sean Penn, Adam Scott, Patton Oswalt

I was obsessed with this movie in junior high! I watched it all the time and it still holds up. I love the whimsical fantasy it has to it from time to time and Walter's compelling search for the last photo. This movie is ridiculous sometimes and it knows it and it owns it.

#8: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Released: September 21, 2012

Cast: Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, Ezra Miller, Mae Whitman, Paul Rudd

I read the book and, while the movie isn't completely accurate, it holds up better than most book to movie adaptations. I absolutely love Charlie. Don't get me wrong, Sam is great, Patrick is lovely, but Charlie is amazing, mostly because I relate to him so much in so many ways. The soundtrack to this movie is great, also, and the tunnel scenes are just *chef's kiss* Such a brilliant book and movie.

#9: The Truman Show

Released: June 5, 1998

Cast: Jim Carrey, Laura Linney, Ed Harris, Natascha McElhone

Another example of a comedian playing a more serious role. Throughout this whole movie, you're just waiting for Truman to find out the truth, for his life to change because the more you watch it, the more you come to love this character. Or, I guess, person. You want the best for him, you want him to break free from this literal cage. It's captivating and angering because this lovable character's entire life is a lie. It's such a brilliant film and I feel like it should get more attention.

#10: Alice in Wonderland

Released: March 5, 2010

Cast: Mia Wasikowska, Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter

Where do I start...this movie is so weird. Which is kind of the point and that's why I love it. The main character doesn't even know what's going on sometimes. Once you figure out what's going on, this movie is just really fun. Kind of. I don't know how to describe this movie, I really don't. But I just love it a lot. There's a dragon and castles and weird creatures and talking animals. Everyone does an excellent job, especially Johnny Depp. I would kill for the Mad Hatter. It's such a weird movie and I can't put my finger on why I love it so much, but I do. I also really like Tim Burton.

Honorable Mentions:

Jojo Rabbit

Crazy Stupid Love

Spider-Man: Homecoming

The Shawshank Redemption

Coraline

Again, if you made it this far, thanks for reading. And, again, 11/10 would recommend all of these, including the honorable mentions.

[ocw-archive]

Owen Up To It, Bikini Magazine (1999)

by Johnny Navarro The drought is over. There's a new breed of moviemakers in Hollywood -- and it's not the Farrelly Brothers, although the Coen Brothers definitely play a part. This is a tribe that evokes the lost art of great filmmaking while at the same time reinventing it -- abandoning "the formula" that was born with the age of the Rocky films. And one of the major players in that gallery is actor-slash-writer Owen Wilson. In '96 Owen and his partner, Wes Anderson, penned a "small film" called Bottle Rocket. If you haven't seen it, take the eight bucks you were gonna spend on Armageddon and spend three of 'em renting it at your local video store. I strolled into the Newsroom late one Sunday afternoon (fresh from the baseball diamond -- sweat, cleat marks, and all) to join Owen Wilson for a meal of Cajun meatloaf followed by a dessert of good movie talk. For those of you who don't know who this guy is, rewind back a few years to The Cable Guy -- in my opinion, one of the most grossly underrated and overlooked films I've seen. Owen was the guy who stole the film in a four-and-a-half minute scene where he played a self-centered macho man who takes Matthew Broderick's ex-girlfriend out for a "date from hell" and gets his head slam dunked in a toilet by Jim Carrey. Owen's commitment to playing this ass-faced frat-boy in a turtleneck was so unflagging that by comparison everything else in film seemed like pantomime. Now, on the heels of spicy little turns like that -- along with the critical success of the great Bottle Rocket -- Owen's made the acting jump to big-budget Hollywood movies like Anaconda and Armageddon. When I inquire about the rumor I'd heard that Demi Moore was a little jealous about the relationship that Owen had forged with her husband Bruce Willis on the set, Owen just laughed it off (but you know, he never actually denied it).

Bikini: So do you prefer writing to acting?

Owen Wilson: I like both equally. Writing is more difficult to do. You have to sit there by yourself and kind of think up stuff. But, when you're acting it's sort of fun to go to a set with a bunch of people around -- and bond with everybody.

Bikini: Do you like working on a small project like Bottle Rocket more than a big film like Armageddon?

OW: Yeah. Working on The Minus Man [his current acting gig] kind of reminds me of the Bottle Rocket experience. I know everybody and we're pretty close. I'm just a lot happier. Although I had a great time on Armageddon. It was a fun group of guys and I got to live out some of my astronaut fantasies that I had as a kid -- you know, going to Houston to the Space Center and going on the Space Shuttle. But there's so much sitting around and waiting and it's not really acting, you're kind of like cartoon characters -- types. It's a good way to pay the rent, but it's not really satisfying. Not as satisfying as a smaller movie where you get to rehearse and play maybe a little bigger role.

You'll soon be seeing Owen in Permanent Midnight, which stars Ben Stiller. In Permanent Midnight (based on Jerry Stahl's narco-memoir of the same name), Owen plays a drug-addled buddy to Ben's character, Jerry.

OW: That was a really fun experience because it was a small movie. I was working with friends. And the director gave us room to come up with stuff and improvise scenes. My character's not even in the book.

Bikini: What have you seen that you've liked recently?

OW: I haven't really been to the movies lately. But, a movie that I love that I just rented is Breaker Morant. A really funny movie that I rented recently is Used Cars.

Next in the line of Wes Anderson/Owen Wilson collaborations is Rushmore, about an off-beat prep schooler named Max Fischer who vies with his best buddy, a middle-aged steel mogul played by Bill Murray, to win the attention of a young teacher. By the time we finished our loaves of meat, Owen was late to a showing of Saving Private Ryan at Mann's Chinese and had to cut out. There's a great shot at the end of Bottle Rocket, when Dignan turns to say goodbye to his friends (for those who haven't seen it I'll leave it at that). I asked Owen about "the look" that Dignan gives and he explained that for Dignan "this is kind of the culmination of his dreams." I caught a glimpse of that final shot of Dignan in Owen as he headed out to the movies.

[tsuki-sennin]

Hey, why the hell aren't you watching Fuuto PI right now!? ...oh, haha, right, you're listening to me talk about Pretty Cure. Haha, sorry, I didn't realize, haha~!

It'd be a real rude thing to do not to check in on our Delicious Partiers, yeah? What sort of wacky adentures do you have for us today, Pretty Cures? ...ohhhhh, 23, this is the one with Kokone's parents. ...this should be interesting, right?

Spoilers, I guess...

-Yuin, good evening! It's sauce time.

-Lost in the sauce with Ranchi.

-Koko-neechan! You're the star of this episode~!

-I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but one of the funniest anime tropes ever is when a mom looks only like five years older than their kids, maximum. Now I'm not saying that this is a real bad thing, but like, even by anime mom standards, Mrs. Fuwa seems like she just willed herself to forever be in her early-mid twenties.

Kokone: "My parents raised me to be a lone wolf. I can take care of myself." Amane: "But like... don't you get lonely like that?" Kokone: "...maybe."

-"Mama?" Ohhhhh, my heart! Kokone, you're killin' me here!

-Hatsuko-san...

-Meet the Parents. That's one of my favorite Ben Stiller movies.

-I do my sauce like that too.

-...man, Hatsuko has a very lovely design.

-"Huh... my daughter never smiles like that."

-Oh, hello Daddy- er, Daddy- er... Shosei-san.

-Hey now Kokone, be glad he didn't mistake it for wine.

-...though then again, could you chug it?

-"Oh fuck, soup. That's as good as water in my book!"

-...man, this is so awkward.

-Awwww, Kokone-chan... :(

-Hug her, Pamu!

-At least they're trying to reconnect, that's a good thing.

-...after 47 episodes of Revice, I don't think I can really take much more family-related psychic damage.

-Yeah, having similar interests would help, huh?

-...Ran, what the fuck are you implying about Amane?

-Ah c'mon Kokone, you were a little kid. We all did shit like that at that age!

-Oh, her aunt just happened to be there, huh?

-"Don't bully your parents."

-No doughnuts.

-Kokone Fuwa took a thing she was lightly scolded for super seriously, and

-...yep, that's an autistic child alright. Welcome to the club, Blue Dog Gal.

-She got the bottle after all.

-...man, that's nice :)

-Grandma Nagomi once said... "Angels descend during meals. Therefore, it's a sacred time."

-Secretoru checkin' the Ubau-zo catalogue. What will she order?

-Godatz is very disappointed in you two.

-Aww, he was concerned :)

-He's still pretty evil though, so...

-"Let's eat the doughnut holes together... as closure :)"

-Oishi~!

-Recipoppy Pipopapo

-The Genius Taster.

-Wonderful!

-"Ohhhhhhh, balls~!"

-...Doughnut holes?

-Makin' it personal by messing with her mom, huh Narshe?

-Yeah that's my new kinda insulting nickname for him. Just like the mining town of Narshe in Final Fantasy VI, he's cold, the site of some real memory issues and thievery, a pain in the ass to deal with later when you've gotten to know your party, probably has a giant snail, some Moogles, and a super-strong yeti locked away somewhere...

-...oh yeah, there's a big rolling pin and... pumpy thing.

-I... don't think I've ever seen one of those.

-Wow, Pamu's unfolded state looks... weird, I just realized jhkklj

Narshe: I will make you proud of me so you will call me your little pogchamp, Godatz-sama!

Finale: only saw z who dat?

Narshe: SHUT UP! GET ROLLING PINNED, IDIOT!

-Noooo, Spicy!

-Oh hey, it's the mysterious black pepper man.

-Go for it, Koko-neechan!

-"I will lay down my life, if it means protecting the doughnuts."

-Damn, putting those heels to good use, huh gals?

-What even were you, Motto Ubau-zo?

-"Aw man... I'm not gonna be Godatz-sama's little pogchamp..."

-Dad!

-Awww, he knew!

-Shush, Pamu. This is a moment.

-Eat them doughnut holes!

-Yeaaah, reconnect!

-That was nice :)

-Sammiches, Spicy-style.

-That's a cute smile :)

-Yeah, that's nice.

-Mmmm... Orange Juice...

-Yeah, that was a fun episode. ...I realize that perhaps this isn't my most interesting liveblog series, but this is just a very fun and lovely time!

-THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG

-"Kome-Kome Sucks! And So Does This Pizza Party!"

-DON'T BULLY THE FOX BABY

-Okay, you're dismissed~! ...GO WATCH FUUTO PI RIGHT NOW YOU MOTHERFU-

[mimpinightmare]

(Rolling up my sleeves) My time has come... I will now spat out my "EXTREME SPECIAL FIXATIONS" onto all of you for the 7237628109th time.

10 Shows/Movies to get to know me (WITH PICTURES! Because why not~) :

1.Glitch Techs (Underrated show, GO WACTH IT!)

2. Julie and the Phantoms (Underrated show, GO WATCH IT!)

3. Our Flag Means Death (I'm sure you know what I'm about to say)

4. Night at the Museum (Franchise) (Yes, those movies about history coming back to LIFE at night and Ben Stiller)

5. Supa Strikas (Guys… Have I told you I’m OBSESSED with this show?)

6. Oh My English (Malaysian TV Show) (Grew up with this show- I’M BLAMING MY YOUNGER SIBLING FOR MAKING ME INTERESTED WATCHING THIS AGAIN-)

7. Running Man Animation (Korean Animated Series) (SUPER UNDERRATED SHOW! WANT TO GO BACK TO IT FOR AWHILE! But I don’t know where to watch the movie and the other seasons- You can watch the english dub version of S1 on their Official English YouTube Channel, but not sure about the rest of the seasons and movie- HELP ME!!!!!) 

8. The Little Prince (2015 Movie) (I never understand why this movie isn’t as popular as it should be… Recommend watching it if you have spare time!)

9. Sander Sides (Web Series) (I’m still counting it!) (PATTON SANDERS MY BELOVED~ Hot Take: Despite the show being inspired by “Inside Out”, I still prefer Sander Sides than Inside out- My opinion of course, you can disagree with me.)

10. Upin & Ipin (Malaysian Animated Series) (Wanted to rewatch all the seasons of the show to see the evolution and growth aspect of it. Also, I use to watch it with my family if we had a chance since young)

Actually, I'm gonna TAG few people here, because I'm curious~ 👀

TAGS: @dude-iloveu, @littlecatsstuff, @supastrika8, @cynicalflesh, @opalvatter and people who wants to join in! Please don't hesitant if you want to do it! (For the folks I TAGGED, this isn't an obligation if you don't want to do it. Do it because you want to~ :D )

Get to Know You Tag game

10 Shows/Movies to get to know me

TMNT 2012

Star Wars Clone Wars

Bad Batch

How to Train your Dragon

Transformers Prime

Ninjago

Rottmnt

Harry Potter

Spider-Man into the spiderverse

Brave

NPT

@notgonnaedit @ninilily @bibliophilesince2003 @kybercrystals94 @hugmekenobi and anyone else who wants to join!

[gschamig]

3, 7, 10 and 36?

3. favorite love song?

Generally spoken I'd say my favourite love song is: Ein Kompliment by Sportfreunde Stiller

Honourable mentions, because I can't choose just one fiekfkd:

Jessie Ware's entire discography but in particular Slow Me Down,

Ben Platt's Share your address,

Frances Forever's Space Girl,

Nothing But Thieve's Particles & Impossible,

Harry Strange's I Like You,

Chris Stapleton's Tennessee Whiskey,

City & Colour's The Girl,

Josef Salvat's in the afternoon,

Harry Styles' Adore You & Sunflower Vol. 6

7. do you prefer poems or love letters?

Probably love letters. But idk why they exclude one another, can't I get a poem written in a love letter?

10. favorite milkshake flavor?

Uhhh I haven't had a proper milkshake in foreeever. I love me a good banana & plant milk mix, but that ain't a milkshake (right?). So I'm gonna go with chocolate? Lol

36. cloud gazing or star gazing?

Cloud gazing!!!

[justabumatthepark]

"You did good, $lick

I say we bring this shit back to '96 (what)

Northside in this bitch

Lil Wetto

Southside in this bitch (what)

East-side, 59, motherfucker

West Bank in this bitch

You gonna respect me

East-side 59 (ay)

Heard that boy talking shit, I'ma murk his ass (fuck 'em)

Said he got guns, I don't believe his ass (fucker)

Pew-pew-pew-pew-pew, I ain't talkin' mass (shh)

Said he gon' kill who? Ha, I need a laugh (haha)

Ayy, big dog $lick $loth, northside killer

Heartbreak kid, young wet Ben Stiller

How the fuck you chart on Billboard but I'm still fuckin' richer?

I went platinum with no billboard, no video, no pictures

Can give a fuck 'bout these plaques or these critics and bitches

I'm just grindin' for my fam, give my girl what she wishes (ayy)

Y'all fuck boys just buyin' toys, don't pass on my litmus

I done went broke, made it back tenfold, that's God as my witness

"Ayy, cut throat, let 'em know", still a savage motherfucker

Solja rag in that Rolls, lookin' like Juvie in that Hummer

Number one stunner, I'm off St. Bernard with Ruby

Went to Carrollton with my shirt off screamin' out "Bitch, who gon' shoot me?"

I grab the Uzi, I hit the huey

Eatin' a ten piece in a Benz, just another fuckin' Tuesday

Bitch, I'm too grey

I mean three grey

Fucking the game with no foreplay

PD sayin' they "fuckin' with me", reminding me of what a whore would say (uh-uh)

Still fuck them hoes

Still coming down off them drugs from three years ago (sheesh)

Still hoardin' most of my money, can't shake feeling broke (damn)

Who the fuck you know blew a 'mil up their nose?

Yeah, they heard, I found God like I still won't shoot

Baddest motherfuckin' crackers, there ain't no dispute

Fuck this whole industry, even the no names too (fuck 'em)

Let me just tell you that I hate you, there's no need to assume (grey, grey)

Feel like year 2000 and I'm Aaron Brooks

Take that fent, that brown, and show you how to cook

You brought the whole gang down and I ain't even shook (pussy)

And I'll just stop right now 'cause I don't need a hook

I'm a 59 soldier, New Orleans stunner

Dodgin' NOPD they always out and about in the summer

I don't fuck with no New Orleans hoes, but I did when I was younger

Now I'm flyin' em in from out of state pick 'em up in a camo hummer

Still off that St. Bernard exit down by the lake

Still pullin' up at Russell's just to hand out free eighth's

Still whippin' a big body, ain't slammin' brakes 'cause I'm late

Still courtside at the Pelican's game but they won't say my name

Blanco Leopardo, I'm the 7th ward lord

The chopper never jams, but I still use it as a sword

Sneakin' into cemeteries like I pre-ordered death

I fucked my ex on a grave, a hand popped out, grabbed her neck

Yeah, my pimping done started a fuckin' zombie outbreak (yeah)

Told the devil not to wait up because I'ma be out late

Watch out for the sniper shootin' cars when you're drivin' through the East

Ballys on my feet, down here you either swim or you sink

East Bank born and raised but I've been all over (East Bank)

Catch me uptown at the fly, I don't think I ever been there sober

Catch me downtown on the stoop, I'm usually there in October

Crossin' town in the Cullinan, I know it look like a Rover (uh)

Who that? Who that? I ride around with no tint

Get the gat, get the gat, under the seat is a MAC-10

I hear, "Pop-pop-pop-pop, " and I wake up sweatin' bullets

So I moved down da bayou where it ain't so fucking humid

Yeah, I'm going through it

All these motherfuckers want something from me

These bitches see I got money, that's why they gon' try and fuck me (haha, bitch)

They want a kid in they tummy but I wrap it up like a mummy

These fucking greasy ass hoes, I keep it clean bitch don't touch me (ew)

So many blood suckers out here, slay 'em all like I'm Buffy

What you want from me, baby? Why you bein' so fussy?

Why don't you go down to Harrah's and see if you get lucky?

If you see my granny, ask her about me, she'll say she love me

I hold it down for my people, make sure my family ain't broke

I put on for my city, I'm 504 'til I croak

I wanna die in New Orleans, yeah, this shit ain't a joke (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)

Just cremate my body and then lace the blunt before you smoke

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river

Drag 'em to the river"

- Drag 'Em to the River (Totalitarian Remix)

[r3b3lgrrrrrrrl]

A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 86)

"Lover"

@lovemythsworld

@creatureofthen1ght-v3

@crystalbaby12

Playing with Colson's padlock around her neck, Luna looks through the mess of lyrics she has scrawled throughout the pages of her notebook. Her guitar sits in her crossed legs as she swigs the handle of Jack. A lighter, her cigarettes, phone, a tin case of joints, ashtray and random other objects litter the bed around her.

Luna strums lightly, trying to figure out the bridge. Softening her voice, she tries to play it out.

🎼They say//If you dress//Like This//It means//You want It//So//IIII//Can take from//Yooou🎶

Luna continues strumming the chords. Imagining the sound of the bass and light drumming in her mind.

🎶They think//If you act//Like That//It means//You want it//And//I'llllll//Do what//I want//Toooo🎶

Luna rips a solo she has running through her brain. The bass and drums slamming together through her head afterwards.

"Fuck... I need a bassist." She talks into the air.

-------------------------------------------------

Colson hangs out on The Bus for a bit. Playing Call of Duty, burning and drinking as beer bottles empty and shot glasses are passed.

He shoots the shit with Sam. It being the first time they've had a chance to get to know each other. Both having a lot in common with their musical tastes and life experiences, being around the same age and struggling as lower middle class kids with no solid parents. Colson not realizing how long Sam and Luna have been friends or even that Sam is her only drummer. Let alone a musician at all.

"Fuck, Dude. I'm sorry. I knew you had to have some type of substance to be able to run wit Loons... But damn, I undercut you majorly." Colson admits. "You really stick a dude tonight?" He asks, amused.

"I don't know what you're fucking talking about." Sam dismisses him as she swigs her beer.

Colson nods with a chuckle. Immediately thinking of Luna. His Brooklyn Bitch.

"You two HAVE been friends for a long time." He smirks.

"Longer than most." Sam swigs her beer again, not fully sure on Colson.

"I can tell. You seem just as ferocious as she is." He says with a wide grin. "Imma go catch her... You enjoy." He smiles at Sam before disappearing off into the back of The Bus.

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"Enh... At least he didn't try to fuck me." Sam thinks of all the other male musicians that have crossed her path. Bestfriend's boyfriends or not. Some dudes have no fucking cooth. "Maybe there is hope for them..." Sam considers for the first time since her poor first impression of Colson in NY

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Luna's propped against the wall at the head of the bed. She's knocked out, guitar still in hand. Belongings in a disarray.

Colson can't help but chuckle again as he admires her. He truly loves her. Her maniacalness, her creativity, and her passion for what and whom she loves.

As he cleans her things off the bed, he finds her lyrics.

"Damn, yo...... She spits the illest shit... And on Ellen..? Fuck." Colson thinks admiring Luna's craft and steel pussy of bravery.

He finishes putting everything aside before gently taking her guitar. Knowing she'll probably move, she does.

"Baby...." She murmurs sleepily as she cuddles into the pillow.

"Baby? She hates Baby?" Colson thinks with his head cocked.

Biting the sides of his mouth, he sets Luna's guitar down. Standing at the bottom of the bed, he watches her sleep curled up like a cat.

"Chill the FUCK out, Kells." He tells himself. His heart is racing. She's NEVER called him Baby.

Colson lights a joint while still watching Luna. He's not sure what he's jealous of and is trying to shake it off. Puffing hard, he drops his heavy pants with a THUD.

Luna doesn't move.

"Fucking Sleeping Beauty...." He thinks snidely, hoping but knowing his pants wouldn't wake her.

Joint in his mouth, Colson pulls the blankets down from under Luna. She shifts as he climbs in, covering her with him.

Snuggling up close, she breathes out a whiskey stained "Mmmm... Lover..." As she reaches for him.

"Who THE FUCK is Lover, Luna?!?" He can't hold back any longer as he jolts back out of the bed.

The sound of her name pops Luna's intoxicated head up. Taking a minute to focus her eyes and brain.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" She asks groggily.

"I can't call you Babe or Baby Girl but you're off mumbling Baby and Lover in your fucking sleep??" Colson unloads.

Luna's drunken head is unsteady on her shoulders. She's not sure Why she's getting yelled at and is quietly taking the moment to decide whether to fuck shit up or cradle whatever the fuck is going on with her dumbass partner right now.

She tries the latter.

"What are you talking about?" Her sleepy, unamused eyes ask again.

"Who the fuck you dreaming about?" Colson spits out.

This wakes Luna RIGHT up.

"WHAT?" She asks, sitting up.

"Who the fuck is Baby and Lover? I ain't fucking Baby or Lover..." Colson cocks his head back.

"What.The.FUCK. Are you talking about because right now, you sound like a fucking psycho." Luna states.

Colson isn't making any sense to her.

"You said it in your SLEEP!!" He shouts, frustrated.

"Hold up. Wait." Luna puts her hand up.

Looking at Colson, she's starting to comprehend this stupid situation she's found herself in.

"Gimme that fucking joint." She states with her eyebrows furrowed.

Colson passes it to her.

"Fuck......" He thinks, knowing from her tone, he done Fucked Up. Bracing himself for her unleveling.

Luna hits the half a joint he passed to her. Eyeballing him. Her hands start flittering around as she speaks. Smoke from the joint swirling around her.

"YOU woke me the FUCK up on some Kitty BooBoo name bullshit I said in my SLEEP!!?! ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB-DUMB OR ARE YOU BEN STILLER FROM TROPIC THUNDER DUMB!!??" Luna shouts.

She places the joint between her lips. Running her hands over her eyes and forehead as she pulls hard on it as it hangs in her mouth as she exhales. Inhaling, she pulls on it again, before taking it away between her two fingers. Finally raising her eyes to his.

"You realize, you're on some fuck shit right now, right? And if you don't stop I'm gonna fucking kill you. So, how bout we both survive, you shut the fuck up and get in this fucking bed with me. Now."

Luna gives Colson One Look. It's One of many that says a multitude of things.

"WHO'S your fucking Baby?" He tests with a scowl.

Luna gives him The Most Annoyed look EVER as she hits the joint. Glaring at him as she exhales and stomps it out.

"YOU are my fucking Baby. My Babe. My Boo. My fucking Bae. Holy Fucking Shit, I think the correct terminology at this point, is my fiancé. Real talk? YOU'RE MY FUCKING ASSHOLE right now though." Luna's hands fly out with her words now. "And if you don't get in this fucking bed...." Luna threatens Colson as she strips off her pants and bra. Leaving on only a T and her panties.

"THIS fucking bitch with her fucking black." Colson thinks, trying not to want the treat enticing him inside their bed.

"You're such a fucking cunt." Colson states firmly as he climbs in with her.

Pulling Luna against his hard dick by her hips. He slips his hands down her dark panties.

"And a wet fucking whore." He claims.

Licking his fingers, while flipping her on her back. Not giving a fuck about her wound.

"Who's fucking Whore?" Luna coaxes.

Taking her shirt off as he rips the black cotton down and off her legs.

Pushing her thighs up, Colson presses his mouth against Luna's. Forcing his tongue and cock inside of her at the same time.

Gasping for air, she takes them both. Hands gripping Colson's ass as he delves deeper into her. Mouth sucking on his lips and tongue as her body succumbs to him.

Colson has complete control over Luna's body. Pinning both arms above her as he rocks himself into her warm inner body.

With one leg around his waist, the other tangled in his leg, Luna pushes her hips into his deep thrusts. Taking him farther inside of her.

"You do what I fucking say." He taunts as he grips her wrist tighter.

All this does is interest Luna's pussy even more. Held down, her hips buck drunkenly.

Colson's wing span is long enough to hold both Luna's wrists securely and place a firm grip on her wild hip. Holding her down, he sucks fiercely on her neck and face as he pounds his dick into her.

The submissive side of her kicking in, Luna let's go. Allowing her Lover to take whatever he wants. Moaning in pleasure as he handles her however he desires. Flipping and moving her into any position he likes. Always hitting all of her spots like an expert.

Colson prefers when they cum together but tonight, he's on a mission. Working her off four times before gripping her body hard.

"Say it." He demands as he fucks her, not being able to hold off any longer.

Luna shifts her hips into Colson. Pressing him deep inside of her. Clenching her walls around him. Clawing his back.

"Mmmphmmm... FUCK, Baby. You're my fucking LOVERRRR!!" Luna moans into his ear as she cums for a fifth time.

Satisfied with his work, Colson's body shakes as he cums Home. Laying down on Luna's chest, she strokes his hair. Both passing out.

Luna sleeping wrapped in her Lover. Baby, Bae or Boo. Whatever the fuck it is he wants to be called.

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The next morning Luna instinctively wakes up. Her body and brain knowing she has shit to do. Hating her inner workings, Luna wants to stay where she feels like peace lives. In Colson's arms.

She watches him breath as she tries to will herself away from him. Only to lean further into the comfort of his arm's nook.

"Fucking Psychopath..." She smirks to herself. Colson's jealousy is both annoying and tantalizing to Luna. Hating how quickly and deeply she fell for him. "Enh... That's how you love, Loons... Quick, hard and forever..." She tells herself. Playing with her beloved ring as her eyes follow his tattooed chest up and down.

Shaking her head, she rolls outta their bed. Colson still snoozing. She quietly showers and dresses. Burning and ripping 30s along the way. Turning his ringer off, Luna Snaps Colson where she'll be. Turning it back on once he receives it.

Grabbing her bag of goodies along with her notebook and laptop, Luna leaves Sam a hand written note to Come Inside Please 🖤 Heading out The Bus doors without waking a soul.

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The Crew is just finishing up when Luna pops in. Tech beginning their Magic. Asking if she's A Bother, she's assured No as she makes herself comfortable.

Plucking Colson's electric as she sits on the stage. Luna hits record on her phone.

Tech and Crew watch in amazement as Luna bops alone between different instruments for the next hour or so. Colson's guitar, Rook's drums and Baze's bass. Singing while playing and recording different parts to her song on her phone.

They've never seen an artist work like this before. Watching her create a raw song on her own out of thin air. Some finding it's fascinating to witness. Other's highly disliking her lyrics.

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Colson's eyes are closed as his hand searches the empty bed for Luna. Disappointed when he can't find her, he knows where she is.

"Crazy bitch." He smiles to himself with his eyes still closed.

Rolling into her pillow to smell her, his morning hard on grows larger. Different images and memories of her dance in his hungover head.

"Mmmm... Loons." Colson thinks as he begins to touch himself.

Firmly stroking up and down, he needs an actual visual. Grabbing his phone he sees he has a Snap from Luna. The thought of her makes his dick ache as he opens it.

Colson stares at Luna's lips. Knowing what it's like to have her warm mouth wrapped around his cock. Not even reading it, he screenshots it like all of her Snaps, continuing on.

Staring at Luna's picture as he jerks off. The memories of his thumb wiping her mouth clean after she's swallowed his load lingers in his head. Making him cum quickly. Tossing his hands and phone to the side as his body weakens.

"GOD DAMN, Luna." He says out loud as he pants.

Laying there for a minute, Colson lights a joint before jumping in the shower and cleaning himself off.

"I wonder how she's doin'..." His mind still on his girl.

Out of the shower, he fires up another joint as he rails three Adds and gets dressed. Looking around the room on the back of The Bus, it feels weird to not have Luna beside him as he gets himself ready for the day.

Sliding on his rings and wallet. Looking in the mirror, he pulls the key to Luna's padlock out from under his collar. He's worn it around his neck since the night he locked it around hers. Colson touches the tiny steel object, feeling oddly sentimental and missing her.

"She said Yes..." He reminds himself as he tucks it safely back under his shirt.

Still missing her, he sighs. Grabbing the knob of the door, he goes to rile The Boys and find her. Deciding he needs coffee first.

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Luna can't focus. She's got two separate melodies running through her head. The fast, hard punk tune she's working on and the other...  A romantic, dreamy love song that's been swimming around since she woke. It first solidly appearing as she watched Colson sleep this morning.

🎼With this guitar string//He slipped on my hand//I take this magnetic force//Of a Man//To be my//Lover🎶

Are the first lyrics to actually formulate with it. Her life with Colson running through Luna's brain like a toddler with sticky hand prints.

"He's so fucking dumb." She thinks, laughing to herself as she remembers their fight last night over the word Lover. Now realizing where it manifested from. "Oh, Imma mind fuck his ass." Laughing again to herself.

Deciding to take a break, Luna grabs her notebook and bag. Heading out back to burn and see if she can get this other floating song on to paper.

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Colson hits the venue with The Boys and Sam. Looking OnStage for Luna first, he asks if anyone's seen her. Tech and Crew have but they don't know where she went.

Annoyed, Colson wanders around the nightclub. He just wants to see his fucking girl. She's not BackStage. She's not in his dressing room. Stopping in the bathroom to take a piss, he takes a selfie too. Shooting a Snap to Luna before continuing his search.

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Luna's out back getting stoned with a Roadie. She needs to find a solid bassist before Tuesday.

Yakking about, they both bitch about their First World Problems. Dude's complaining about his schedule as Luna's phone goes off from a Snap. It's Colson.

"This Motherfucker... I wish the fuck he would." Luna thinks amused. Body heating up as her soul and pussy throb as she reads it. Shaking her head with a wanting smile.

Functioning on her time as always, Luna finishes the joint with the young Roadie named Todd. Accepting his promises to keep an ear out for a bassist for her.

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"LOVERRRRR!!" Luna coos upon seeing Colson.

"You're such a fucking cunt. Where you been?" He asks as he spins her around and wraps his arms around her chest from behind. Through her loose T, he plays with the tape over her nipples as he tongues around her ear.

Pulling away with a giggle, Luna turns around. Grinning as she taunts him.

🎶Everyday I love you Just a little bit more A little bit more A little bit more Everyday I love you Just a little bit more But You're still Fucking insane🎶

She sings to him laughing as she changes lyrics to the Sublime song.

Colson's blue eyes brighten as he lifts her up. Complying, she wraps her legs around his rarely clothed body.

"We should cover that!!" He states excitedly.

Luna scoffs as she agrees. Singing that it makes total sense because Colson is a jealous psycho who sees red.

"Bitch, you're just as jealous. So, shut the fuck up." He laughs, kissing her again.

🎶Let me find a secret LOVER... I'll rip off your fucking head🎶

Luna sings, still making up her own lyrics to Colson laughter. Asking how she's doing with the new song, she hops off of him. Grabbing her phone, she calls over Sam and Baze. Colson wrapping himself around her from behind again.

"Fucking Patti booked me on Ellen." Luna finally informs Sam. "I gotta new song because I don't wanna keep promoting the hate of THAT Type. I've pretty much got it laid down but I need to hear it live. You're coming with me, Right?" She asks to Sam's nod. Looking at Baze, Luna continues. "You mind listening to what I've got and maybe running it with me, please?"

"No problem, Loons." Baze agrees.

Luna rests herself into Colson's hold as she hits play on her phone. The hard/soft punk tune coming through her phone's speakers.

The three of them knocking their heads through the song. Feeling it. They all burst out with questions once it's finished.

Sam first, "You wanna play THAT on daytime TV??" Thinking about the lyrics.

Baze standing back with a confused look, "That's all YOU??" He asks, the producer in him impressed as hell.

Colson squeezing her insides out from behind with a "Wanna do it after this?" in her ear.

Yes. Yes. And definitely, YES. Are her answers.

Sam climbs behind Rook's kit as Baze grabs his bass and Luna uses Colson's electric. They play around a bit as Sam and Baze learn the notes. Feeling confident Luna steps up to the mic giving it a go.

Colson watches as they rip through the song. The vibe reminding him the sound coming out of Seattle in the early 90's. Luna's voice lacing around certain lyrics while blasting others. She has a clear concise message.

"That was fucking SICK!!" He exclaims, clapping.

"Yo!! Hard as shit." Rook agrees, from behind Colson.

He had come up once he heard them begin to play. Wondering who the fuck was on his drums.

"Yeah?" Luna asks.

"What's it for?" Rook asks her.

Luna explains Ellen as Rook nods his head in understanding. Commenting how he Respects Luna's Balls. They exchange a knowing look. Out of all The Boys, Rook is who Luna clicked with first. Always remaining her favorite, they have their own friendship aside from Colson.

"I need a fucking bassist." Luna complains as she sets the guitar down.

"I know a guy. He's right in NY too." Sam says as she steps out from behind the drums.

They sit on the edge of the Stage together. Baze joining them as Rook and Colson hop up too.

"Yeah?" Luna asks. "Can you give him a call?"

Sam agrees as the rest of The Band comes in. Luna moving SideStage as they run a light rehearsal. Sam heading out back to see about a bassist.

Grabbing her laptop, she goes through the property listings Monica sent her. There's both studios and brownstones as Luna asked. Flipping through the pictures and layouts, she finds a five bedroom in Brooklyn Heights that she likes and a simple studio in Dumbo. No office/recording spot yet though.

Ashleigh making her way to the stage. She sits with Luna listening to The Boys. Noticing what Luna's looking at she asks about the listings.

"We all need a place in The City..." Luna explains. "Oh! You would know... Can he come with me Tuesday? I want him to look at a couple places with me."

Ashleigh looks in her phone at her calender. Colson has a show in Boise that night. Idaho to NY is a 6hr flight. It won't work.

"Sorry, Loons." Ashleigh says to her disappointment.

Luna shrugs with a sigh as she emails Monica back regarding the listings.

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Colson locks the door of the small bathroom behind them. He's been staring at Luna's sideboob since he touched her naked breasts.

Lifting her onto the sink, her pulls her shirt off. Finally seeing the tape X'd across her nipples.

"New bra?" He snickers as he runs tongue along the delicate skin of the bottom of her breast.

"Mmmm... The easier for you to lick them My Dear." She responds in a husky voice.

After he's unbuttoned her jeans, she hops down. Wiggling out of them and her panties as he drops his own pants.

Luna bends over the sink. Catching Colson brilliant blue eyes.

"Not yet..." He says with a playful smile.

Lifting her back up onto the sink, he spreads her legs as he slowly licks her bare pussy. Circling around her clit with his tongue. He's soft and delicate. For now.

Luna gasps when he pushes his middle finger inside of her. Continuing to suck and play around with his tongue.

"Oh FUCK....he wasn't lying!!" Luna's mind explodes, remembering Colson's Snap from earlier.

Leaned against the mirror, she arches her back in pleasure. Shifting her hips, fully enjoying his mouth exploring her magical cave.

Luna doesn't last long. With her legs wrapped around Colson's head, she cums all over his face and chin. Licking it off of him to his delight.

"You're such a dirty girl." He tells her, always intrigued by their sexual antics.

Luna pushes him off of her. Hopping back off the sink, she pushes him against the wall. Staring into his tantalizing eyes as as she slowly makes her naked body to her knees.

Colson groans out in pleasure as she licks around the base of his cock. Swirling her tongue around it to the top. Holding him firm, she slowly draws her tongue around his head before flattening her it and sliding him deep inside her throat.

Colson twists his fingers in her long blonde hair as he leans his head back. Reveling in the warmth of her mouth. Flicking her wrist around his shaft with one hand while playing with his balls in the other, Luna steadily sucks Colson cock. Letting the tip of his dick bump the far back of her deep throat.

"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" Colson thinks as he explodes in Luna's mouth. Wanting it to be inside her sweet pussy insisted.

Kissing his thighs on her way up, after he's wiped her mouth. Wrapping her arms around his waist, Luna leans up for a kiss.

Grabbing the back of her head and her bare ass, Colson kisses Luna intensely. Their juices mixing together in their mouths.

"You like, BABY?" She asks with a cocked eye, knowing what's she's potentially starting.

"It's Baby now?" He eyeballs her with his response.

"It's whatever the fuck you want... You trust me?" She asks, leaning back now as she holds on and looks up at him.

"I've told you..." He starts.

"Shut the fuck up. You trust me?" She interrupts him.

Colson nods.

"Then just wait... It'll all make sense." Luna smiles sweetly before pecking his lips. "I love you."

"I swear she's more complicated than I am..." Colson thinks as they get dressed. He can't help but be intrigued by Luna. Always.

Regardless, he scoops her up again. Legs back around his waist. Kissing each other lovingly. One Look exchanged.

Unlocking the bathroom, they walk out satisfied. One confused but both satisfied.

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The Show at Myth Live is raw.

The Band playing perfectly as Colson performs. Jumping all over The Stage, talking to his fans, diving into the adoring crowd.

Luna comes out for Bad Things. Colson kisses her giggles once they finish. She hypes and Thanks the audience before walking OffStage. Luna sharing a bottle and joints with both Ashleigh and Sam as they watch.

It's a full 27 song setlist, sticking closely to the formula of previous shows on the tour. Colson running through El Diablo twice and encoring Sail.

Gripping Luna's hand as he drags her off to the dressing room as always.

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The scene in Colson's dressing room isn't much different then any other night since he performed at Nightingale.

With a bottle, multiple joints, love chatter and fucking, Colson unwinds.

Deciding to stick in the venue instead of going out exploring. They're off tomorrow and would rather travel through the night.

Standing in the middle of the room, just them two, Colson pulls Luna into him.

"I love you, Kitten." His deep voice tells every organ in her body.

Squeezing him tightly, she burrows her face in her safe spot in his chest.

I love you." She coos. "More than you'll ever know."

There's a beautiful silence between Luna and Colson. A million things being said with no words. Only breathing and heartbeats.

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Catching up with everyone BackStage, Colson and Luna both grab a beer. Colson's called over by Baze as Ashleigh pulls on Luna's arm.

"I need your help..." She starts off.

"What's up?" Luna asks after a swig.

"We got that MA merch. He's gotta sign cards and hoodies... You think you can help me keep him focused?" She asked with a concerned look.

"Fuck, yeah. You got the list? We got cards?" Luna asks.

"Yeah! Check these out! Ashleigh says relieved. Pulling a card off her clipboard, she finds herself more and more appreciative of Luna's help and presence.

Luna takes one. Looking it over, the inside is blank.

"That jawns sick!!" Luna exclaims in approval to Ashleigh's content. "What's going on the inside?"

"I don't know...." Ashleigh trails off. "I wanted your opinion." She answers honestly.

Luna thinks for a minute. It has to be personal but, legally Monica has taught her to choose her words wisely and never admit fault. Plus, it's gotta keep Colson's attention.

"What do you think about addressing them individually, but with a simple Thinking of You and his signature?" Luna asks.

Ashleigh likes the idea but is unsure how they'll keep everything in order. Thinking for a moment again, Luna suggests taking control of the envelopes.

"Lemme get a copy of the mailing list. I'll have him start them tonight, and keep them in order so tomorrow he can bang out the hoodies and we'll just go in a line... You know what I mean?" Luna asks.

Ashleigh doesn't but she trusts Luna. Agreeing to meet up with her and Colson, Ashleigh grabs what they need as Luna looks for her Lover.

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Colson isn't pleased, he hates THAT Night. He's only been OffStage for an hour or b so and wants to hang out with his Boys.

"So hang out with your Boys. Just pay the fuck attention. Because you're gonna either do part of it tonight or all of it on your day off." Luna states as a of matter of facts.

Knowing she's right and ALWAYS putting his EstFam first, Colson pops open a black pen. "It's the least I can do...." I thinks. Thankful everyone was Okay that night.

Bullshitting with Luna, Ashleigh, Sam and The Boys, he tries not to dwell too hard on how bad it could've been for everyone.

Not being able to fully hide from the pain, Colson addresses each envelope with his fan's name. Choosing whatever The Fuck he'd like to say to them himself, he signs each card personally. Passing them to Luna so she can keep them in order.

"He may be an Asshole.... But he is the sweetest Asshole I know. And my fucking Lover." Luna can't help but think. Falling more in love with him as she watches him put whole his heart into each note.

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To be continued.....

[onyourstageleft]

severance EP 9 thoughts:

- god this is probably gonna be the most people Mark has ever seen in one place and it had to start with her

- Irv is realizing that he is not okay like if I saw all that without context I would be worried

- Helly is an Eagan?? oh shit oh fuck this is so bad this is SO BAD this is worse than I thought. this is for real the most people that Helly has ever seen

- idk if Dylan can hold that for 20 minutes so Helly might be okay but holy shit

- Mark PLEASE find Ricken immediately

- I need Irv to go looking for people and find Burt as his partner or something. okay maybe not but Radar is there!! and he learns it's Radar!! he loves the sound of radar!!

- is Mark just gonna have to blurt it out to everyone?? I mean if he can't get Devon or Ricken alone he may just have to

- the wife of the senator!! she is there!! she did get severed to give birth!!

- oh Helly is gonna blow up on them holy shit the gears are turning and she has seen what she can do she is quick on the updraw

- Mark's realized that's his brother in law!! he has to read the book with Cobel!

- also Irv! he's trying so hard to piece things together

- my partner is having a time dealing with the idea that the governor's wife created a person just to feel pain for birth

- Mark is gonna talk to Ricken!! "It opened up the world to me" oh babes he means that so literally

- not a picture!!! he can't!! Mark keeps getting cucked and I'm gonna lose it but I also know that if he saw a picture of Gemma rn it would derail everything

- he fucked up and he doesn't know he fucked up!! Mrs. Cobel!! I'm literally jumping around the room I'm gonna scream

- oh God don't hand the baby to her I'm gonna freak out that woman is having a mental breakdown right now do not hand her a baby. If she has the baby in the fuckin car with her I'm gonna commit murders

- Irv has been collecting info to, what, to try to break his innie out?? he's gonna go find Burt?? I'm gonna go insane

- Milchick and Cobel and Graner knew she's a fuckin Eagan all along that's why they freaked the fuck out when she tried to kill herself!!

- little quick on the draw there on the reverse Irv please be careful

- okay Mark at least has been able to spill the beans, and of course Cobel goes back to being Cobel she could have been chill about this she could have kept up the please quit energy

- Helly PLEASE have just enough time to blow them the fuck up

- oh God she has the baby she has the fuckin baby

- Burt please be there when Irv gets there

- Dylan has TWO other kids??

- oh no Burt has a partner! I'm gonna cry

- okay she doesn't have the baby that's something

- please find the photo of Gemma please please

- HE FOUND THE PHOTO

- blow them up Helly!!

- I'm gonna kill God

- Ben Stiller what the FUCK

severance EP 7 thoughts:

- I'm still not going into the tags bc I wanna avoid spoilers but I absolutely need a gifset of the Music Dance Experience I'm sure it's out there and if it's not I may have to finally learn how to make gifs

- yeah Dylan get his ass!! bite that bitch!!

- Irving going to check on Burt the second he's out the door is so cute please go check on your boyfriend

- a goodbye party?? I don't believe in the retirement I think this is absolutely coordinated

- "you smug motherfucker" get em Irv!!

- "let's burn this place to the ground" GET EM IRV!! in the words of my partner: "he said my boyfriend is gone I have nothing to lose anymore"

- Mark and his grieving process are so fucked like damn, ripping up a photo of your dead wife was not the move man but I also can't blame him dude is going through the ringer

- WHAT THE FUCK!!! THAT PHOTO REVEAL!!! we all literally screamed what the FUCK what do you MEAN that's your dead wife?!?!

- okay is she actually braindead and they're using her brain for her innie?? is her body on a life support somewhere and when her innie leaves she's just in a shell somewhere or does she never leave and her brain is just kept in a lab separate from her body?? did she work for Lumon already or because they're a pharmaceutical company did they take her body from a hospital somewhere and use it?? I need answers

[benignmisogyny]

I don't think I really talk about how much damage r/d/j did to my perception of Tonky. Any IM1 goodwill tonky had w me was destroyed by the mcu yeah but rdj's antics did not help at all

Tropic Thunder blackface. I get the commentary, but I also didn't feel like it was handled well or that it was his and Ben Stiller's place to deliver said commentary. And he just, wasn't funny & dragged the movie down but whatever.

His behavior towards Terrence Howard. Interesting that a black man in Hollywood can get stepped on by his friend, who dons blackface as commentary about Hollywood that same year

He renegotiates his contract over and over so that his costars earn less and less relative to him. The majority of these films' budgets go toward this dude who is basically playing himself. I have yet to see a profound performance from him in the mcu but he thinks he deseves that coin. WONDER WHY almost ALL YOUR OTHER MOVIES FAIL? YOU SUCK BRUH

bc his other movies fail he keeps pushing himself into other people's MCU movies. Civil War, Homecoming, and now possibly Captain Marvel? At what point will he become a man of integrity and say, "ykw I've got a bajillion dollars and nobody talks about me being a self-destructive crackhead anymore. This is a solid win. I'm gonna step back, allow the next generation to learn and grow in this industry so they don't sputter and fail like I did when I was their age"? Never? Coolcoolcool

This bullshit.

I'm just fucking over it. You can't play a character as yourself and then be a total piece of shit and expect me to not also think your character is a piece of shit.